18.12.07

because i'm feeling generous:

i'll answer my no.1 student question.

q. HAY LFPEHT IMEAN LEHPHFT HOW DO I GET PST SCOOL FIREWALLZ?!!!

a. okay, since kids ask me this all the time, and usually mean "URL blocking" when they say "firewall", i'll demonstrate. but only once; i don't want anyone thinking i'm a nice guy.

1. get a copy of Portable Tor, and a USB key.

2. extract the PTor self-extracting archive onto the root of your key. you get an executable and a directory of resources. don't fuck with the resources or separate them from the executable, or it won't work.

3. launch the executable to set up a client connection to the Tor anonymizer network. if you wanna be an exit node too, you can do that via the settings.

4. browse away, your school page-filters won't notice shit. in my case, i'm the only bastard who can read Darknet from my office.

5. to exit, rightclick the green onion in your tasktray (i'm assuming Windows here), and shutdown. it'll go red; wait for it to fuck off, then logoff.

merry atheistmas.

L


ps. eighteen hours of fucking debugging and i find the root of my algorithm's failure... this being that i forget to add the fucking modulo when i divide under fucking Java. i can't fucking believe i did that when i'm supposed to be a genius... L

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