27.9.10

dear searcher

no you cannot inject yourself with cobra venom to enhance your fucking reflexes!

this, folks, is why Darwin was correct.

L

9 comments:

Max said...

By writing this post, you may have passively weakened the collective genome of the human race. Sometimes "yes, go ahead" is the better answer.

Ian said...

@Max--

We have to start small. He's starting with the people who are dumb enough to inject themselves with venom even after reading this.

~Ian

Lepht said...

they'll try it anyway. you know they will.

L

Ian said...

of course. who was searching for this anyway?

Lepht said...

i never know; i don't get IP tracking with sitemeter. i'd guess a Yank.

L

Ian said...

i'd guess one of those people who have absolutely no idea of what transhumanism actually is, but thinks the idea of becoming the next Terminator would be fucking cool.

Lepht said...

generally they turn out to be fans of various cyborg-featuring anime or manga series, all of which are subject to not only the combat-oriented paradigm i ranted about earlier, but also the author justmaking shit up.

this is fine for entertainment purposes, but it really fucks over people's ideas of what is and isn't accurate, or even physically possible.

L

Ian said...

well, i will now make it my job to just make up ridiculous shit and search for it, just so that you can then post the ridiculousness for everyone to see, and then i will smirk at how clever i am ;-).

~Ian

Lepht said...

thousands and thousands of people have beaten you to it.

L

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