Tramadol fucks you up, Monday edition

sometimes i think the more i tell you guys that Tramadol fucks you up, the more it makes you wanna take the stupid shit. i'll clarify: when i say it fucks you up, i mean it's gonna make you too tired to do fuck all (unless you have a tolerance, where it will do precisely dick), it's gonna make you hurl, and you're better off getting some DHC or hydrocodone if you wanna be fucked up that badly. anyway:

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...etc. it's like some sort of junkhead mantra. one day my partner's gonna wake up at 4am and find me typing in bed, intoning monotonously, Tramadol fucks me up, Tramadol fucks you up, Tramadol fucks he/she/it up... in short - yes.

can u get fucked up off of 50 mg tramadol

unless you're a toddler, no. just take the pill and get the fuck on with your life.

what does tramadol do to fuck you up

now that is an interesting question. our green friend is what's known as a mu-opioid antagonist, and is in fact an analog of my personal demon, codeine, the difference being that Tramadol is synthetic. it stimulates these opioid receptors the same as any other opiate, masking pain, inducing sleepiness, and deactivating the guts, thereby making you hurl and/or giving you constipation. it's processed through your liver, which is the main reason it fucks you up - liver's not good at that kinda thing, and it will eventually get seriously damaged. takes a long time, though.

tramadol throw up

absolutely. you need some proper-strength metaclopramide (or another scrip-only antiemetic.) if you're shit ass broke like yours truly, try some ginger tea.

norflex with tramadol

they're the same thing, and therefore will make you throw the fuck up and waste both doses. i don't advise it.

tramadol hurts your brain

i see you've met the analgesic headache. that, or you're talking about the way any opiate wraps your mind in cotton wool so you can't study and you don't care. either way, you gotta lay off for a couple days, then go back and you should be better.

can you get high off norflex

no. it's a chill pill, not a stimulant.

best way to get fucked up on tramadol

take one. see how messed up you don't get. take more. point to my blog when you get taken into hospital and recall that i told you not to fucking take them. if you wanna mess yourself up, take one every half-hour until you're adequately fubarred, but don't blame my wasted ass.

boy i will fuck you up

i lived in Seaton, the Silver City's glessing district, for a year without any bovver. i might not be strong but boy i will smash a pint over your fucking head. kisses, Lepht.

can you take tramadol solpadol together

yeah, but don't bother. they're both opiates, so just take one or the other.

thus ends your lengthy pharmaceutical education for this week. yours dubiously

L

Northpaw, evil scheme mk.1

so i'm in my third academic year at University now, doing a Bsc Hons in Computing Science. understandably, it gets pretty hard - i'm chewing bitwise C operators right now, and to my shame i still don't exactly understand bitshifts - but it's awesome, in the same way that my work on the NBX Project is awesome.

that is, it's sort of above my capacity, which makes it fun along the lines of a dodgy rollercoaster: "Get off there! You might die!" "FUCK YEAH I KNOW!".

speaking of self-endangering behaviours, i should be getting my Northpaw kit sometime soon, and being the idiot that i am, i'm not content just to wear the sucker. i'm going to do my illevel-headed best to work on an implanted version.

some issues i can think of with this:
- power. it might need a gyro rather than a battery pack, or i could leave it transdermal.
- isolation. i need the buzzer electronics isolated, shock-speaking, from my Weak Against Shock flesh. you can do this with silicon, i'm just not sure where to get access to it.
- waterproofing. cause i like being able to take a shower (not that i wouldn't put up with sponge baths for a while if it meant more mods.)

my God, i really do have problems, don't i?

in other brainhacking news, i've lost track of how long i've been clean for (so more than two weeks, since my sense of time is absolute shite), but it looks like i was wrong about the extent of the dain bramage: slowly i've been getting my ability to detect temperature back. unfortunately, i live in fucking Scotland, and it turns out my room is really, really fucking cold. i had to pull Muad-Dib out of bed by his ankles this morning.

also i have a lot of Mana, since i won my textbook money for this year by writing essays for Epic Prize Money this year. that link takes you to the SugarCopter site at Kustom PCs, which ships from Scotland, so no need to import it from ThinkGeek anymore.

last, it looks like my revenge-driven ex has forgotten about his plans to Beat Lepht's Evil Schemes, which is good, because my evil schemes mostly involve buying candy with my government loans and pestering senior department staff with stupid questions.

peace, love and tramadol. -L


PS. ink win: the giant rook over my back and torso is now finished, and i have a H+ tattoo on my left shoulder above the other one, to boot. nerd win.

our tribe is the best tribe

today, we were surprised by a present from my pet gimp and James, another awesome member of the tribe (James sings opera, well enough to play Figaro in The Marriage of Figaro). they came back bearing this present in a fancy cellophane display box, carefully decorated, the very definition of cute.

this present was a heart-shaped, three-flavoured, pink-and-purple iced ice cream cake. piped on it were the words OM NOM NOM and a symbolic representation of the stretched anus of Goatse. this was planned for a week beforehand, apparently.

i love my tribe.

tramadol fucks you up, Monday edition

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all together now, kids: yeah.

will two tramadol fuck you up?
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well, alright, not at those fucking doses. fyi, you're not gonna drown if you jump in your paddling pool, either. now isn't Heroes on TV or something?

tramadol fucked me up for 24 hours

oh, sure, come around here flaunting your obvious lack of tolerance for it. you lucky asshole.

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that's our slogan. don't wear it ou - oh, wait.

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that's you guys.

how many tramadol will mess you up??

i dunno. why don't you start taking some and find out?

why throw up tramadol

i don't know why someone would do that, little drug quester. i just don't know.

peace, love and tramadol

L

choose personal control: surrender it to us.

so i was chatting with a couple straight edge kiddies, and got pointed to the sXe faq over on MIT's usenet archives. i noticed that the movement keeps describing itself as about standing up to the peer pressure and taking back personal control.

has anyone else noticed how fucking ironic that is?

we, the drug-using tribes of counterculture, don't tell you what to do. if you hang with the alt.crews here, you don't get a spliff shoved in your mouth; i pop pills, i don't make you pop pills or imply that you're not cool if you don't pop pills. they're my pills. chacun a son gout; we're all about bodily autonomy here, which means we can all choose to do or not do whatever the hell we like.

so explain to me again, sXe kids, how joining a movement that emphatically tells you what not to take is about taking back your autonomy?

L


edit: from the FAQ, 1.7 Why do kids get into straight edge?
"It doesn't FEEL good to OD."

look, you screeching pseudomoral moron. it does feel good to OD, something you'd know nothing about because you've never been in any real physical pain and needed real medicine. it feels incredibly good to overdose on an opiate - it is being pulled down into deep cushioned sleep as your pain dissipates and your mind clears into void. that's why people OD on it in the first place. that's also why it's called the white angel.

oh, but what would you know? you're too hardcore for pain meds. you can take it. you stand strong.

let's see y'all stand strong with CP. let's see you have abdominal surgery and still 'resist drugs', you sanctimonious assholes.

OMIGOD U GUISE

firstly, i must be doing something right, because R. U. Sirius likes my blog. that's almost as good as having St. Gibson's stamp of approval - i'm totally fucking star-struck here. i can't imagine why cybercult kings would possibly want to read the cesspool of Tramadol and bad pop culture references that is Sapiens Anonym, but hey. i'm not complaining.

second, i'm writing an article for the fall edition of H+ magazine - a screed on "junkyard transhumanism", which is what i do, and the allure thereof.

sometimes i could swear i've been sitting in an asylum for years, shot up with happy hypos, and this is just my brain trying to come up with the best "What if my life was totally fucking awesome?" scenario it can. i'm so fucking glad to be alive.

tramadol fucks you up, Monday edition

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YES, for fuck's sake. it can, it does, it will. it's WRITTEN ON THE FUCKING TRAMADOL BOX, you goddamned morons.

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that's easy: take four, then wait for them to kick in. when they do, keep taking sets of four every half hour until you pass out and get taken to hospital, where they will take all the rest of the Tramadol away from you. Lepht solves all your problems, see?

kap ake codeine

it is indeed. that's a 30mg / 500mg paracetamol dose there.

would skinny dipping hurt my straight edge?

i'm too tired to be snide. yes, it will hurt your puritan little straight edge. go and do it anyway, you straight-laced freak; you might learn something about what it is to live life without arbitrary sets of restrictions hog-tying your brain in the guise of "morality".

L